A couple of Lauren funnies

These were both from the same day.

In the morning:
Lauren (crying): "Mom! Ben smashed my finger in with my kitchen door!"
Me: "Maybe it was an accident. I don't think he did it on purpose."
Lauren (exasperated): "There are no accidents! The said so in King Fu Panda!"

Later that afternoon, Lauren was snooping in the craft supplies. A couple of feathers mysteriously "fell out" of the bag. They were "falling out" one at a time, every 5 or so minutes. When she accumulated 3 feathers, she began to run around the house yelling, "I have 3 feathers! That means I have a collection. I've always wanted a feather collection! Yay!"